Aug
31
2008

The Republicans are coming, the Republicans are coming!

So, I’ve been planning for a while to make a post about all the things going on around the RNC here in the Twin Cities.  I’ve generally got so much that I’m not really sure how to organize it all, plus I’m working on going to some of it to avoid the reporting over experiencing trap.  So, in no particular order:

I just got back from the Liberty Parade downtown, I’m pretty sure there were more cops there than floats. On the up side, nearly all of them were wearing the normal blue uniforms instead of the all-black-storm-trooper-please-please-riot-so-we-can-beat-someone-up uniforms.

There have been a number of raids going on this weekend around town (as predicted here) that from the reports seem to be of widely varying degrees of legitimacy and legality.  A few apparently had no search warrants, one of the search warrants was for the wrong address, they broke down doors with battering rams rather than knocking or presenting the warrant, several were out of jurisdiction, and there have been a lot of “questionable” traffic stops- one of which that I head of involved a riot gear clad SWAT team.

It’s hard to tell how much of this will prevent things from going badly, and how much it will incite just that.  I’d rather the crowd of 50,000 expected protesters be peaceful, and then have 20 people doing stupid, illegal things that the police and the crowd both recognize are wrong and arrest them, rather than questionably (quite possibly illegally) arresting those 20 before hand and have all 50,000 expected protesters see the police as antagonistic before they even start gathering.

On the bus back from the parade I was talking to a quite elderly woman who is a delegate to the convention, even she saw the police raids (one of which the illegal substance they were searching for was paint, in case some one would throw paint on an officer) as antagonistic, and a bad idea.

Granted, one of the groups the police have been targeting does probably have it coming.  That’s not to say I support the police conducting raids without warrants, or the rather violent manner it sounds like they’ve been carrying them out.  But really, the RNC Welcoming Committee has it coming.  Their plan, from their own website:

On the first day of the convention, participants will employ a three-tiered direct action strategy to disrupt the RNC. The tiers are organized in order of priority according to the number of participants; if a small number of participants show up, only the first tier will be carried out, but if the numbers are on hand, all three tiers will be in effect.
Tier One: Establish 15-20 blockades, utilizing a diversity of tactics, creating an inner and outer ring around St. Paul’s Excel Center, where the RNC is to take place.

Tier Two: Immobilize the delegates’ transportation infrastructure, including the busses that are to convey them.

Tier Three: Block the five western bridges connecting the Twin Cities.

and:

Transportation Troubles – This includes blockades downtown (at key intersections), on bridges (10 bridges over the Mississippi River in the metro area), and other sporadic and strategic targets (busses, hotel and airport shuttles etc).

Sorry folks, that ain’t freedom of speech.  It doesn’t even qualify as civil disobedience, because it’s not civil, and it isn’t disobeying one law in protest of that law.  Beyond that, when writing up your plans for illegal activities and posting them in the Internet, at least spell check them.  Buses does not have a double “s” in the middle of it.  It’s not that hard.

On the total opposite side of things, the police have also been harassing non-violent journalist, confiscating their equipment, and making up charges after the fact:

The Minnesota Independent has been doing a very good job of covering the various raids, press conferences, and such.

To add to the fun, apparently the police can detain anyone, for any reason, without charges for 36 hours, not counting weekends or holidays.  So, anyone who the police detain from Friday at 5:00pm on can be held until Wednesday without charges.

Back in February, the St Paul police ordered 230 brand new Tasers, that would arrive, you guessed it, right before the RNC, but I’m sure the officers will have plenty of time to learn how to use them safely.  What’s that?  Tasers aren’t really safe no matter how you use them and police average killing one person each week using them?  Oh.

Well, I’m sure our police will take after those in Denver and be perfectly rational, present only to serve and protect… or, you know, to serve and slam unarmed women to the ground and then abduct them:

But at least the press will be allowed to document any human rights abuses that do happen, and by “allowed to document any human rights abuses”, I obviously mean, be escorted away and clear of the area before the police attack the protesters:

That particular incident has been pretty well documented, though I’ve never been entirely clear as to how legally the protesters were acting.  Either way, as an officer, if you’re not going to break the law yourself, screaming at the press and escorting them off isn’t a good way to keep a positive image.

And while we’re on screaming at the press and escorting them off, AT&T, the telecom giant, just happened to throw a little party for the Democrats that voted for the latest FISA bill, you know, the one that granted AT&T, the telecom giant, retroactive immunity for illegally monitor and recording your phone calls.  But it would seem they didn’t care to have anyone know who was actually there.

There should be a transition here from the very serious bits above to the more humorous bits that follow.  There isn’t.  Deal with it.

The Daily Show is going to be in the Twin Cities, and has purchased a billboard that sums things up pretty well, it’s located right by the airport, where many of the delegates will be flying in.  I would assume the people on the right hand portion of the billboard are gazing pretty much directly at the landing planes there.

A local restaurant, Chino Latino, also has a pretty good one.

The Ron Paul folks have also put up some ads around town, the one reading “We’re being taxed to blow up bridges in Iraq and rebuild them, while ours are falling down.” is located here.  The 35W bridge that collapsed is just to the Northeast, about a half of a mile away.  The group that set those up has a website here.  More pictures here.

There is a great pair of “leaked itineraries” from the DNC and RNC here.  Really, just about worth their own post, but I thought I’d lump them in since I’m on the topic.

Oh, and Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and now McCain’s running mate.  Alaska wasn’t even a yet state when McCain was born.  In fact, McCain was 22 years old when Alaska was admitted to the Union.  And his running mate is it’s govenor, just saying.  In fact, this is what the US flag looked like for the first 22 years of McCain’s life.  Note that it only has 48 stars.  Hawaii is also younger than he is.

Another total lack of transition here.

Needless to say, there will be lots and lots and lots of things going on around town.  I have no intentions of covering all of them, but here’s a list. A few of the more notable ones:

http://www.marchonrnc.org/ – They’re expecting roughly 50,000 people to march from the State Capitol to the Excel Center (where the convention is).

http://www.rallyfortherepublic.com/ – Over 10,000 people gathering in the Target Center for Ron Paul’s Rally for the Republic.

The Unconvention will be having all sorts of things going on.

Truckers will be circling the convention.  Not entirely sure how driving in a circle to protest high gas prices works, but an interesting approach none the less.

Amnesty International will be setting up a life sized Guantanamo Bay prison cell.

The take back labor day festival will be within earshot of the convetion.

Civic Fest will be going on, which for the most part sounds like the profoundly boring, family outing, version of things.

Rage Against the Machine will be having a couple concerts here.  They don’t have a particularly good history when it comes to the RNC, police, and that whole “order” thing.

To round out this already excessively long post, it also seems odd to host the RNC in the Twin Cities.  They glow bright blue on election maps.  There’s a little fringe of red out in the rich suburbs, but mostly Chernoble style blue.  The local Republican party jokes that if they get 52% of the vote in any election they consider it a landslide, except that they’re not really joking.  In one of the last elections cycles, there were 2 Democrats running and 1 Republican, thereby completely spiting the Democratic vote.  The Republican still lost.  I can’t find the quote now, but when the mayor of Minneapolis was asked if he thought the police would be too rough on protesters, he said he hoped not, after all, his wife and kids would be over protesting, and he would be too if his schedule wasn’t too full.

And while I’m at it, a variety of evangelicals were praying for there to be torrential rains during Obama’s outdoor Democratic Nomination Acceptance speech, because Obama doesn’t hate abortion and gay marriage as much as they would like him to.  So, obviously, god should micromanage the weather and national politics by smiting Obama with thunderstorms.

I’d just like to point out here that it was about 68 degrees and clear, with a light breeze for Obama’s speech.  For the Minnesota State Republican convention, it rained the whole time (except when Dr. Paul spoke outside, for which it was clear and sunny for about 2 hours).  It then hailed while we electing delegates from Minnesota to the RNC.

There is now also a category 3 hurricane about to slam the Gulf coast one the first day of the RNC.  Just saying.

Comments (0) | Tags: , | Written by Kearn on Aug 31,2008 |
Aug
29
2008

Movie Review – Cloverfield

In the theme of my earlier post on a review of The Happening, here is another good panning of a terrible movie I hope never to see.  This one is particularly good for its thoughts on what a good version of this movie could have been.  My favorite bits:

For a brief, hopeful moment, I thought the filmmakers might be making a point about how the contemporary compulsion to record the world has dulled us to actual lived experience, including the suffering of others — you know, something about the simulacrum syndrome in the post-Godzilla age at the intersection of the camera eye with the narcissistic “I.” Certainly this straw-grasping seemed the most charitable way to explain characters whose lack of personality (“This is crazy, dude!”) is matched only by their incomprehensible stupidity. Smart as Tater Tots and just as differentiated, Rob and his ragtag crew behave like people who have never watched a monster movie…

and

Rarely have I rooted for a monster with such enthusiasm.

Comments (0) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 29,2008 |
Aug
28
2008

You Have To Burn The Rope

Computer games seem to be getting more complex and harder to play, focusing only on the hardcore gamers. Here’s a game that bucks the trend: You Have To Burn The Rope.  Stick around for the credits after the game.

Comments (0) | Tags: | Written by Kearn on Aug 28,2008 |
Aug
27
2008

Kitten War!

Kitten War – cuteness overdose, and general time waster.  The winningest and losingest pages are worth a look too.

Tangentially related: For a while at work if someone stepped away and forgot to lock their computer, people would mess with them so they’d remember to lock it (for security sake) next time they stepped away.  (Yes, I’m aware how sad it is that this qualifies as humor/entertainment in the office.  Worse yet, it is so common there is a term for the practice – goating)  Some people would make it so your computer would reboot when you opened Internet Explorer, or make a fake pop up telling you that you had a virus, or other troublesome/distressing things like that.  I would reset their home page to Kitten Wars.  Luckily, goating is not practiced at my current project.

That’s right, kittens to goats and back to kittens in two paragraphs by way of computers in the middle.

Comments (0) | Tags: , | Written by Kearn on Aug 27,2008 |
Aug
26
2008

The missing Olympic guest

So, I will admit that with the close of the Olympics, I’m a little disappointed.  It’s obvious that the Chinese put a huge amount of time, effort, and money into these games.  This is especially true of all of the venues that were designed and built specifically for the games.  With all of this, I find it, well, a little rude that a certain guest did not appear.

I know he probably wasn’t explicitly invited, but with the massive, and distinctively designed, Beijing National Stadium (christened by many “The Bird’s Nest”), it is obvious they were hoping for an appearance.  His presence would show that they have arrived as a country.  A passing of the torch of sorts.  A symbol of power and strength settling in their lands.

I know, I know, it would have been a long flight for him, and to a country he’s not used to, when he’s getting up there in age.  But still, architecture like this can not go unrecognized by it’s obvious muse.  I’m speaking, of course, of Rodan.

Come on, at no point during the Olympics did this image cross your mind?

I gotta learn Photoshop better, because that took forever.

Comments (0) | Tags: , , , , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 26,2008 |
Aug
25
2008

It’s the law, but what’s the law?

This site is a shameless advertisement for a book, but entertaining none the less.  Two guys travel across the country, for the sole purpose of break absurd laws, such as:

  • Drinking beer from a bucket is illegal in St. Louis
  • Whale hunting is illegal in Utah
  • Fishing in your pajamas is illegal in Chicago

They have pictures of many of their law breaking activities.

There is a whole site dedicated dumb laws here, though they don’t have citations of where one can find these laws, so the accuracy is questionable.

This leads me to a question I’ve had for a long, long time.  Where can I find “the law”?  Really.  What is legal and what is illegal?  Basically every law I know, I know because someone told me, and they know because someone told them, and so on (with the exception of traffic laws, which the DOT puts out quite pleasant and clear books about).  Is there any place you can actually find all the laws that are governing you at any point? How can you obey the laws when you don’t know what they are?  And pleading ignorance is never a valid defense – you’re legally obligated to know the laws, but you can’t find where “the laws” are to know them to obey them.

Especially with all the different layers of laws -international laws, federal laws, state laws, county laws (pretty sure there are county laws), and city laws.  And which take precedence in any given situation, especially if they contradict one another?  And what about “temporary” laws, such as the exception Minneapolis and St Paul will be having to the 2:00 am bar close law for the RNC.

For another example, I know that it’s illegal to drink alcohol in public, and you can get ticketed for it, and I’ve seen this one enforced on many occasions.  However, there also seems to be exceptions, such as tailgating before sporting events, or restaurants that have sidewalk cafes and serve alcohol, or while you’re in any sort of watercraft but not driving said watercraft.  I would think maybe you can drink on private property that is in public view, but not on government owned property (sidewalks for instance), but this doesn’t fit with tailgating at college football games, which usually takes place on parking lots owned by the college, which is owned by the state.

Does anyone know where I can find “the law”?

Comments (0) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 25,2008 |
Aug
24
2008

Ben Folds – You Don’t Know Me

This song has been stuck in my head since I first heard it a few days ago, and yet, I’m still not sick of it.  Great theme and variation, and good rhythm.

Comments (0) | Tags: | Written by Kearn on Aug 24,2008 |
Aug
23
2008

The French and Five Year Olds

This exchange is a great example of why American generally don’t like the French anymore.

The funnier part is the length of the conversation on the topic of how many 5 year olds you could take in a fight here.

Which then leads to the real question.  How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

According to that site, I can take 26.

Comments (0) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 23,2008 |
Aug
22
2008

Priest in Customs

Got this one in an email and liked it, so I thought I would share:

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please.”

Comments (0) | Tags: , | Written by Kearn on Aug 22,2008 |
Aug
21
2008

Lost Cosmonauts

So, maybe everyone else in the world already knows about this, and I’m just uninformed because I wasn’t around for the space race, but I thought this was fascinating.  Apparently, before announcing successful missions into space, the Soviet Union made several secret, failed attempts.  Even better, some amateur radio operators tracked some of these missions.  There’s a great article about it here.  It’s really, really worth the read.  (Fair warning, I have no idea why, but you can only look at the article once per day.  If you close the window and go to it again the same day, it asks you to register, if you come back the next day, it’s fine again.  Weird.)

There’s also an article about the brothers from an April 1965 Reader’s Digest here.  It’s a little dry, and covers a lot of the same things, but sort of interesting to see a piece from when it was happening.

Comments (0) | Tags: , , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 21,2008 |
Aug
20
2008

Bullseye

So, walking home from work today, I saw a man walking his dog.  This struck me as a little odd, because he was walking across a crosswalk downtown, and it occurred to me that I never see anyone walking their dog downtown.  This obviously isn’t really odd enough to merit a post here.  But, then I noticed that the dog had a perfectly defined red circle around it’s eye:

Target Dog

Yep, I saw some random guy was walking the Target dog around downtown today.  The dog’s not really a puppy any more, he’s a full grown dog.  (okay, so there’s probably several of them, but this one was a full grown dog)  The really wierd part was that not only did he have the Target logo on the side of his face, it was absolutely perfect.  Not smudged or anything.  Filled in over the eyelid and all.  At first I thought it was a tattoo.  Then it occurred to me that dogs have hair, and that would probably cover up a tattoo, or at least make it look fuzzy.  Plus, where would one go to tattoo a dog’s eye with a corporate logo?

Okay, I know the answer to that one, Uptown.

Is it wierd that I’m more star struck seeing the Target dog than I would be seeing pretty much any movie or TV star or Top 40 recording artist?

The other odd part was that you can generally pick out the people that work at the Target Headquarters pretty easily.  They all have their ID badges hanging out, but much more so, they’re fashionable.  The rest of us, well, we’re Minnesotans, we’re just trying to stay warm.  Or cool.  Depending on the season.  Mostly warm.  This guy didn’t look Target HQ at all.  He looked like a little more of a LA/NY trendy bohemian corporate look.  I have no idea what that means, but it’s how he looked, and that’s not Target headquarters.  No Target ID badge flopping around.  (No entourage either, just a guy and a dog, but again, we’ve covered that I’m disproportionately star struck here.  But still, seems like you’d send 2 people out with that dog.  At least 2.)

All this leads me to wonder… is the Target dog a consultant?  Have we resorted to outsourcing our corporate logos incarnate?  How many of these perfectly tattooed/painted canine PR minions are there out there?  Just waiting to infiltrate our gift cards, to star in our commercials, to smile and run away?


(actually the war paint on this dog looked better than the one in the clip above)

It just now occurs to me, perhaps the dog is from the same consulting agency that did the Spuds Mackenzie spots for Bud Light back in the 80’s:

Same breed.  All white except a patch over the left eye.  I wonder if the red eye patch is like a nicotine patch for recovering doggie alcoholics?

Hmmmm.

PS – No negative comments about Target now, they don’t like that.  I love Target.  Don’t you love Target?  We all love Target.  (Please don’t sue me Target.  Please?)

Comments (0) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 20,2008 |
Aug
18
2008

Stray Dog Strut

Interesting article on how Russia’s changing economy has affected the behavior of the stray dog population there:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121123197068805001.html

Bonus points for identifying the obscure cultural reference in the title of this post (aside from the parallel of stray dogs and stray hawkeyes of course :) )

Comments (2) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 18,2008 |
Aug
17
2008

Science Fair

Photos of some strange science fair projects.  So a few of them are photoshopped, but they’re still great.  If nothing else just for the reminder of how ragingly awkwards kids that age are.

Comments (0) | Tags: , , | Written by Kearn on Aug 17,2008 |

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