It’s rare that a movie is so profoundly terrible that the reviews panning it can be so good, but apparently the new Transformers movie takes awful to a new level. After reading the review, I kind of almost want to go see it to see if it is actually that bad, because it sounds impressive. If so, perhaps the government could step in to help these GM models as well, after all, we can’t have our American movie characters failing.
I can just see the trailer for the third movie now – Transformers 3: Rise of the Honda:
Yeah, it’s not quite as intimidating, but I hear it gets twice the gas mileage, lasts forever, and has great resale value.
Review via Boing Boing.
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