Apr
27
2011

I’ve witnessed the effects

I saw this on someone else’s site and bookmarked it.  However, by time I went back to it, it was gone.  Fortunately I was able to search and find it on another site, but could not find the original source anywhere, so take this advice with a grain or two of salt:

Important Women’s Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

  • Dizziness
  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Incarceration
  • Erotic lustfulness
  • Loss of motor control
  • Loss of clothing
  • Loss of money
  • Loss of virginity
  • Table dancing
  • Headache
  • Dehydration
  • Dry mouth
  • And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

  • The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with others without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Thank you.

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Apr
21
2011

You just know he’s going to take a wrong turn at Albuquerque

This is kind of awesome:

Via News Cut

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Apr
17
2011

Can you use normal…

Ah, fun with Google auto-complete / instant search.  I was actually searching for “can you use normal light bulbs in a three way lamp”.  Before your mind wanders too far, this kind of three way lamp, not some weird lamp / lamp shade / end table action.  Here’s what Google came up with half way through typing my search (click for bigger):

Inquiring minds want to know.

People are weird.

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Apr
13
2011

How not to get into a club

A loud mouth jerk picks a fight with a bouncer, who happens to be a five time world champion kick boxer.  What ensues is a perfect demonstration of how a true martial arts expert handles real world conflict (captions are NSFW):

Via Boing Boing

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Apr
12
2011

Cool Snow Sculptures

Web Urbanist has a round up of some pretty cool (pun intended) large scale snow sculptures.  The Calvin and Hobbes ones are particularly good.

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Apr
08
2011

Free Idea Friday – The Grandma Millie Exchange Program

My mom sent me this video, as Grandma Millie is someone she knows:

Aside from being cool just for the “old people who get out and do stuff are cool” factor, it’s also a pretty interesting idea in general. Granted, anyone can volunteer, so it’s not like the option isn’t there, and Grandma Millie obviously isn’t exactly your standard 89 year old, but it does seem like a really good match. Schools are increasingly underfunded and understaffed, and there’s an ever growing retired / elderly population, especially with the baby boomers coming up.

From visits to my own grandmother, I can tell you that a lot of the people at retirement communities really don’t get many visitors, and particularly not young ones, but particularly love visitors, and particularly young one. Kids move away and get busy with their day to day lives (self as case in point on both) and don’t visit much. And loneliness and a certain lack of purpose seem to crop up in older people’s lives, especially if their spouses are gone. And let’s be honest, retirement homes, assisted living communities, etc are not exactly the most inviting places in the world to visit (or I would imagine, live). There’s a certain slow paced, reverently hushed, orderly plodding about them.

But, as a sort of fitting to the concept of second childhood, elementary school classrooms can also have a sort of slow paced, reverently hushed, orderly plodding about them (granted, with many more bursts of disorderliness and energy, but still).

It would seem like a pretty good fit to have retirement communities, the AARP, or other groups for retired people organize a sort of exchange program with elementary schools, where retired people can go to (or perhaps be bused to / shuttled to if the can’t drive) elementary schools to help with tutoring subjects like reading, math, and music. Teachers would get free or cheap teacher’s aids, kids who might otherwise get overlooked get tutors, and lonely older people get youthful companionship, a sense of purpose and involvement, and something to help stay mentally active. It would seem especially important given that a lot of research shows keeping mentally active and involved helps delay the onset of a lot of the mental deterioration that can come with older age.

There’s also the fact that there’s another adult available all the time in the class room, so there’s the added safety for the retiree that if they fall and need help, or whatever situation may arise where they need prompt assistance, there’s someone there to help, and usually a nurse on site at the school.

From the residents of assisted living communities and retirement homes that I’ve met, as well as older people who live at home and don’t get out much, they also seem to get a lot of their views and opinions of the outside world from watching cable news channels, which tend to give less than a rosy outlook on the state of the world (Are terrorists selling fake prescription drugs to your pharmacy? Stay tuned for our full investigative report after the break, but first, see our exclusive video of a mother who threw her infant child in a snow bank and ran off….). Actually getting out and meeting people can help one’s overall attitude (again, self as evidence for times when I’ve worked way too many hours in the corporate world and decided all people are selfish bastard who would chop off your leg if someone offered them $5 for it… until I head out the bar with friends and remember, oh yeah, most people aren’t so bad). Again, a more positive attitude has also been shown to improve health and increase life expectancy.

There may be lots of logistical issues I’m missing here, and I’m making broad, sweeping generalizations about a various groups of people I’m not a part of and don’t have lots of interactions with. So, the exchange program obviously wouldn’t be for everyone, but it would seem like organizing opportunities for matches like this would be something nice to set up.

Apr
06
2011

Matt and Kim – Daylight

I don’t know why, but the refrain from this song keeps popping into my head and getting stuck there when I’m sitting at work.  It usually happens either when I’m frustrated with something I’m working on, or when there’s an overwhelming number of people talking at the same time in the cubes around me.

As music videos go, I sort of like that one too.

Also, Kim has a really nice smile.

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Apr
05
2011

The Monkeys You Ordered

Have you ever looked at a New Yorker cartoons and said to yourself, “Wow, I can’t even imagine who would have ever even thought that could make someone laugh, much less paid for it, especially since it’s so consistently pretentious and annoying in a New Yorker’y kind of way?”  Which really is to say, have you ever looked at New Yorker cartoons?

Turns out if you just give the same cartoons literal captions, they’re pretty funny, as The Monkeys You Ordered proves.  Buried gold I tell you.  A few favorites:

Via Kottke and Boing Boing.

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Apr
03
2011

Bottle

Starts a little slow, but really good, lovely really:

Bottle from Kirsten Lepore on Vimeo.

Even more impressive if you notice that it was made almost all by one person.

Via Swiss Miss.

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