Stray Hawkeye

For a cafeteria to live up to its name, wouldn’t it have to exclusively serve veal?

Fun fact – the Sealy Corporation, makers of mattresses, have a stock ticker symbol of ZZ.

Strangely, no one seems to have ZZZ, which kind of makes me want to start my own publicly trade mattress manufacturing company – Kearn’s Mattress Makers – with the tagline “Making 50% more Z’s than the competition”.

Joe Mauer is off the disabled list and started for the Twins again over the weekend.

Back, with all his distinctive facial hair

Image via Graphics Hut

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to post this pun.

Image via Radiowaves

I’m not sure if it’s awesome or terrible that I get pretty much all of these:

14, 24, and 27 made me laugh hard enough I had to pause the video for about 10 seconds to go back and hear the rest.

Via a friend who sent it to me on Facebook

Web Urbanist has a round up of some pretty cool (pun intended) large scale snow sculptures.  The Calvin and Hobbes ones are particularly good.

This comment over at BoingBoing made me laugh way more than it probably should:

It’s incredibly stupid, but my favorite pi joke is:

Pi r squared? No, Pi r round, cake r squared!

From I can has cheezburger

Ever want to read the Karma Sutra, but were waiting until they came out with a video version that riffed on the Sci-fi classic Tron?  Well, you’re in luck – the mainframe brings you Tron-a-Sutra (everyone is completely clothed, but still really NSFW).  The pictures are amusing, but you need to watch the videos for full effect.  They’re really inappropriate, sightly disturbing, and have lots and lots of great sex/technology puns.

With the snow on Monday, I would say our winter total is already getting pretty close to:

Two feet of snow

Via Make

From what I can tell, the sculpture was made by G. Augustine Lynas, who has a bunch of other really cool sculptures, though unfortunately most of the pictures of them are really small and you can’t click them for bigger versions.

Maybe when the feet above grow up, they can warm up in a giant Red Wing Boots – though Red Wing will have to start working on making one for the other foot too.

Too many chiefs and not enough Indians – time to ramp up the offshore team.

Too many chiefs ruin the soup – time to hire some Indians who can spell.