Stray Hawkeye

The title is ill-fitting to my sentiment, but I still like the content of this XKCD.

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I’ve now bookmarked so many lols to blog that I’m developing themes.

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I bookmarked a Savage Chickens comic a long time ago, and just started cleaning out my bookmarks, and was reminded how much these make me giggle.  Such a great, goofy, off the wall, sort of dry sense of humor, … plus chickens (which generally aren’t so good dry, but it seems to work here).  A few favorites:

• Winter Fun (The one I bookmarked)
• Trouble at Cyberdyne
• Oblivion
• Shroomba
• Survival
• Tigger
• Alarm Clock
• Bears
• Personal
• Pi
• Million Monkeys
• So You Want To Be A Poet
• The Amazing Poet-Bot (I once wrote a poem where I took the lyrics to Amazing Grace, and then used html to make certain words bold, and the bold words made a haiku.  A poem on top of a song in a computer, if you will.  There’s a reason I work in IT now.)
• Decisions
• Today, Yesterday, and Tomorrow

• Thief scared out of his shoes, and rightfully so.  Make me laugh a lot.  Also a great argument for wearing a cape all the time. Via Boing Boing
• Kind of related to the last point….
  
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• An upside to the Somali pirates?
• Finally, our tax dollars being put to good use: a $400,000,000 piece of surveillance equipment you could take out with a BB gun.  Bet Bin Laden’s shaking in his boots (or dialysis machine) now.
• Local politicians (even when they’re some one else’s local) are funny.
• This one’s in really bad taste, but I just couldn’t pass up the headline.  Have you heard of the Quiverfull movement?  It’s basically a puppy farm where a human is the bitch.  Wait, I mean…, nope, that was what I meant.  It’s where you let god decide how many children you have, and don’t interfere with birth control (even if it means having 18 children and not being able to support or care for them).  It’s like Jesus is your condom…
  
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• And, hell, since we’re at it (and after that last bullet point, I’m probably headed there anyway)…
  
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• And while we’re at it… this made me laugh a lot too.

Though there have been a ton of spoofs of the Obama logo/portrait thingy (something like 50,000 of them on this site alone, quite a few of the top rated ones are pretty funny), this one is far and away my favorite:

Via /Film, via LiveJamie, via… I forget how I got there, okay?

Anyway, it’s also avalible as a sticker from the guy who made it.

• Made me laugh, but sadly true.
• For advertisers who can’t quite decide on a font, may I suggest this one.
• Really, really NSFW, but funny, the AIG Exec catcher, via BoingBoing.
• Cute inspirational posters at An Amber-Colored Life.
• What ever happened to Lincoln Logs?  Kid’s toys these days.  And as they note, the customer reviews are awesome.
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• Funny comic at xkcd.
• The internet makes me happy, that I can just put a play button here and have the song Wipe Out play, see: .  Via Cute Overload.
• Cute panda treats, I love all the different faces.
• The little one may be the coolest cat ever:
  
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Remember, the early worm catches the bird.

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