Jun
20
2011

Crossed up genres that make sense in my head

Have I mentioned lately that I’d like to start a hard rock / heavy metal band that exclusively does covers of Tegan and Sara? Just crank up the drums, replace the awesome, adorable vocals with a growling bass / baritone, get a little guitar reverb in there. Imagine it with me, won’t you?

And I imagine this one at about 2/3 of the tempo so it grates just a bit, and throw in a few more voice cracks on the long held out notes, with the word “nineteen” breaking into an all out vocal chord spraining scream roughly every other time it occurs:

Note that said metal band would include some awesome special sound effect reverb thing that would make me sound like twins.

Now I just need to learn to sing, or play a normal rock band instrument. Somehow I don’t think tuba would fit in the average metal band. Though I do think it would be great for doing a solo cover of The Cave by Mumford and Sons, or perhaps a tuba / banjo duet with percussion played on the bell of the tuba:

(Previous Tegan and Sara here.)

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Feb
25
2010

How to solve world hunger in 4 (or so) easy steps

Here’s how we do it.  We need to convince the oil companies that there is oil on Mars.  Stay with me here. The oil companies will then fund manned space flight to Mars so they can drill for the oil. If they eventually find it, it will prove there was once life there, which will cause the religious fundamentalists’ heads to all explode in unison (side benefit there).  Then, because using the oil on Mars would be way cheaper than shipping it to Earth (not to mention supply and demand), we could then send all of the SUVs and sports cars (and their drivers, another side benefit) to Mars.  This would also have the side benefit of decreasing congestion here. Then, all the green house gases from the SUVs and sports cars will cause global warming on Mars (Marsal warming?), which will then teraform Mars to be habitable. We can then grow food on Mars and solve world hunger, on two planets no less. The end.

Granted, the religious fundies would just deny that we had ever been to Mars, or claim the oil was put there by god 5,000 years ago to test their faith. And there would have to be oil on Mars in the first place. And we’d have to figure out how to make SUVs run at several hundred degrees below zero with double the gravity. And I have no clue how fertile Martian soil is. But I can dream, right?

Or maybe we could just reproduce less.

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Jan
25
2010

Free Range Kids

I’ve been collecting links for this one for a while, though admittedly I still haven’t really come up with any particularly cohesive argument about it, more just presenting it as something to think about.  The idea/argument/trend/anti-trend is what’s referred to as Free Range Kids.  Basically it’s  the counter to the current trend towards “in the world we live in, you just can’t be too careful, especially when it comes to kids”.  Free Range Kids would tend to say that it’s probably okay if you let your kids go outside and play without an adult hovering over them or gps enabled tracking bracelets strapped around their ankles.  As many others have said it better, here’s a few links:

  • Lenore Skenazy, the woman who sort of kicked off the movement/firestorm, introducing it in her own words here.  She also had a blog here.
  • Here‘s a more lengthy interview with her on Salon.com (via Boing Boing)
  • A more local take with a few links to other stories.

The comment sections (where applicable) tend to be interesting for the mix of adults fondly remembering wandering and exploring as a kid, and cynics assuring anyone that doesn’t hover over their child that the child will end up dead or a heroin addict.  They tend to get pretty fierce, even by internet standards.  A few more articles for the sake of the comment sections here, here, and here.

Discussions of free range kids tends to draw to the surface quite a few pretty hot button issues/debates, such as:

  • It takes a village to raise a child vs stranger danger.
  • At what point is society allowed to step in and tell someone how to raise their children?
  • How marketing and the news media / cable / cop dramas affect our view of society and how we interact with it.
  • The sliding scale of how okay people are with letting children roam vs the size of the city / percent of nearby neighbors that the parent knows.
  • The affect of two parents working outside the home, and therefore there being less adults at home during the day as a default safety net.
  • How being very protective of children both responds to and creates a culture of distrust / lack of community / suspicion of everyone / (stretching a bit) a culture of fear and isolation.
  • Have you ever walked past a playground and glanced over and smiled at the joy of children at play?  Have you gotten a dirty/suspicious look from a parent on the playground for doing so?
  • Keeping children young and helpless forever so parents can always be important.

There also seems to be some parallels in here for that other major freedom vs safety debate of our times – terrorism.  How much should we modify our lives and how many freedoms should we give up to try to foil the terrorists / pedophiles?  How does the media affect our perceptions of these threats?  How much should the parents / government always be the ones to make decisions for what’s best and safest?  How much does one lead into the other, with the government replacing parents as an authority figure that can tell us what’s safe?

Aug
26
2009

Double talk

I’d like to meet someone who can type in such a way that the tapping noises the keys make are timed so that they convey the same message that the person is typing, but at about a third of the speed and in Morse Code.

- …. .- -   .– — ..- .-.. -..   -… .   -.-. — — .-.. .-.-.-

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