From the files of what the holy fucking bloody hell what were they thinking, comes Green Day the Musical. No, really. They made a musical from the album American Idiot. Now, you may be saying to yourself, “self, I suppose I could see where that might have the vague potential to not be profoundly terrible.” But then you’d see this clip from Letterman…
… and realize that it somehow manages to makes you feel the need to simultaneously laugh hysterically, cry, and just tilting your head to the side and say, wait, wasn’t April 1st like a month ago? Is this a rerun from then? Maybe? Please? No? Shit.
It’s like they tried to collide the awesomeness of Rent and the awesomeness of Green Day and somehow it formed an awesomeness super nova which then collapsed into this complete black hole of suckage that landed squarely in New York and was somehow confused for a musical and placed on Broadway.
And yes, it does actually exist (warning, it starts playing a loud video automatically upon loading, as if you hadn’t already suffered enough).