Stray Hawkeye

The surface of the sun is roughly 9,938 degrees Fahrenheit.  But at least it’s a dry heat.

What do you call a group of ducks floating close together on a pond?

A cluster duck.

Too many chiefs and not enough Indians – time to ramp up the offshore team.

Too many chiefs ruin the soup – time to hire some Indians who can spell.

Fuck you.  But not the horse you rode in on.  That would just be disgusting.

What you have 3 days after you shave a Snuffleupagus.

I absolutely hate the phrase “It is what it is.”  It’s the “Who is John Galt?” of our day.  I shall refrain from expounding on the list of other parallels between the present and Atlas Shrugged, at least for now anyway.

What do you call 533 idiots in one building?

Congress.

(Yes, I know, there’s 535 people in Congress, but I like Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.)

In other words, bankrupt.

Remember, the early worm catches the bird.

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The further up a ladder you climb, the more likely it is that people on the ground will only see you as an ass.

Looking back down and waving now and then at least helps some.