Stray Hawkeye

What you have 3 days after you shave a Snuffleupagus.

I absolutely hate the phrase “It is what it is.”  It’s the “Who is John Galt?” of our day.  I shall refrain from expounding on the list of other parallels between the present and Atlas Shrugged, at least for now anyway.

What do you call 533 idiots in one building?

Congress.

(Yes, I know, there’s 535 people in Congress, but I like Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.)

In other words, bankrupt.

Remember, the early worm catches the bird.

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The further up a ladder you climb, the more likely it is that people on the ground will only see you as an ass.

Looking back down and waving now and then at least helps some.

Doing the same exact thing over and over again, and expecting a different result each time is the definition of insanity.  Or having worked with too many Microsoft products.

It doesn’t necessarily need to be cleaned, until you look.