Stray Hawkeye » self-quotes

A little warmer than my car

Kearn — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:47:54 +0000

The surface of the sun is roughly 9,938 degrees Fahrenheit. But at least it’s a dry heat.

Things I think of while staring out the window at work waiting for the coffee to brew

Kearn — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:33:53 +0000

What do you call a group of ducks floating close together on a pond?

A cluster duck.

Things that come to mind while working at a global consulting company with lots of people who tend to speak in cliches

Kearn — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:32:07 +0000

Too many chiefs and not enough Indians – time to ramp up the offshore team.

Too many chiefs ruin the soup – time to hire some Indians who can spell.

Nay! Nay I say!

Kearn — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:56:48 +0000

Fuck you. But not the horse you rode in on. That would just be disgusting.

Scruffleupagus

Kearn — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:54:20 +0000

What you have 3 days after you shave a Snuffleupagus.

It is what it is

Kearn — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:44:30 +0000

I absolutely hate the phrase “It is what it is.” It’s the “Who is John Galt?” of our day. I shall refrain from expounding on the list of other parallels between the present and Atlas Shrugged, at least for now anyway.

Joke

Kearn — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:58:58 +0000

What do you call 533 idiots in one building?

Congress.

(Yes, I know, there’s 535 people in Congress, but I like Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.)

As goes California, so goes the nation

Kearn — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:15:32 +0000

In other words, bankrupt.

Reasons to sleep in

Kearn — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:35:49 +0000

Remember, the early worm catches the bird.

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The Ladder

Kearn — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:21:16 +0000

The further up a ladder you climb, the more likely it is that people on the ground will only see you as an ass.

Looking back down and waving now and then at least helps some.